Dear Friends and Relatives:
>> >
>> >I have the distinguished honor of being on the
>> >committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George
>> >W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.
>> >Rushmore but discovered there's not enough room for
>> >two more faces.
>> >
>> >We then decided to erect a statue of George in the
>> >Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary
>> >as to where the statue should be placed. It was not
>> >proper to place it beside the statue of
>>George
>> >Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard
>> >Nixon, who never told the truth, since George W. could
>> >never tell the difference.
>> >
>> >We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
>> >Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left
>> >not knowing where he was going and when he got there
>> >he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing
>> >where he had been, and did it all on someone else's
>> >money.
>> >
>> >Thank you,
>> >
>> >George W. Bush Monument Committee
>> >
>> >P.S.The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
>>